This is a subreddit preview page. If you have a GummySearch account, please add this Subreddit to your audience to view the full analysis features there.
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips is a subreddit with 29k members. Its distinguishing qualities are that the community is large in size.
A place for the best worst illegal life pro tips of the internet. Remember: don’t get caught, snitches end up in ditches, and if you need, the mob boss known as Bob O’Reilly can use his secret underground criminal network to get you to safety in Kim Jong Un’s basement.
Popular Topics in r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips
#1
Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip
: "SILT: If you want to commit a crime, do it on Halloween. That way, you can rob a store wearing a Darth Vader costume and no one will get suspicious of what you're wearing!"
15 posts
#2
Haven't tried it, but seems foolproof
: "[SILT] Want an item from a supermarket for free? Generate a barcode and print it out. Hack into their system and add a your new barcode. Set the price to 0. Now stick the barcode onto the item and BAM! Free item"
13 posts
#3
Seems stupid, but it works
: "SILT: If you want to make children happy on Halloween, put on a clown mask and drive around in a white van with a sign labeled “free candy.” Put random kids in the van when you see them on the street and drive them to your house for candy. This way they don’t have to walk!"
10 posts
#4
Done it before, works great
: "SILT: If You're Underage and Can't Get Your Hands On Alcohol, You Can Just Make It: Water + Sugar + Yeast + a Week of Fermentation = 10-20% ABV Drink"
8 posts
#5
Why the fuck not
: "Want free karate lessons, just destroy your local dojo"
7 posts
#6
This is why I’m in prison
: "SILT: Rob a bank while everyone’s still distracted by the fireworks"
6 posts
#7
Kim Jong Un’s Cocaine Bars™
: "SILT: Mark all your drugs with your full name. That way if the cops plant any, you can show they aren’t yours because they aren’t marked like the rest the drugs in your house."
3 posts
#8
Lo key smart
: "[SILT] impossible to give your cat a bath? Put him or her in a pillowcase and throw it in the washing machine for about 45 seconds."
3 posts
#9
I’m a drug overlord
: "SILT: Always take some pot with you to the airport, so you can get to pet the cute dogs."
3 posts
#10
WTF even is this
: "SILT: Hide body parts in pizza and then complain. Blame the delivery guy for it."
2 posts
Member Growth in r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips
Yearly
+926 members(3.3%)