r/TwoSentenceHorror

: ""Each press of the button takes away one year of life, but gives you one million dollars," the man explained..."

: "When my wife texed me, "I got a new man now, so I don't need you anymore," after I walked out during an argument, I burned our house down with her in it."

: "As soon as time travel is invented, I travel back to the day my 8-year-old daughter was kidnapped, determined to find out who took her."

: "As soon as time travel is invented, I travel back to the day my 8-year-old daughter was kidnapped, determined to find out who took her."

: ""I said I'd give you legs," the witch told the mermaid with a shrug, uncaring and unrpentant."

: "“Honey, I need you to calm down and open the door, can you do that for me?” My Husband’s soothing voice called from the other side of our front door."

: "I laughed at the poor English of the fortune teller had when she told me, "your dismemberment will be by Murder." "

: ""You couldn't kill 100 people with a single bullet," they laughed."

: "[NOV24] I told my stepson not to touch the cookies, but of course he could never resist sweet things."

: "I didn't know what to say to my 6 year old son when he asked me why his Mother and I don't sleep in the same bed. "