Chocolate Milk reviews from Reddit
Summary
We analyzed 283 Reddit reviews across 27 subreddits and 35 posts to rank the best Chocolate Milk brands recommended by redditors, including communities like r/germany, r/okc, r/chocolate, r/Milk, r/PakLounge. Top-rated brands include Promised Land (5.0/5), Chocomel (4.9/5), Bärenmarke (4.6/5).
Stats
Reviews283
Subreddits27
Posts35
Brands78
Products38
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#1
Promised Land
5.0
(28)
"Promised Land is the best!"
"Promised Land available Costco is delicious and tastes like drinking a melted chocolate milkshake"
"I was a little hesitant because I drink 1% milk and promised land is whole milk but man it’s a game changer fr"
"On days where I don’t go lift weights, I want to lift weights just so I can drink promised land. That stuff is crack"
"Promised Land is at Tom Thumb/Safeway, TruMoo is pretty good, it's whole milk."
"Promised Land or Zeals"
"Kalona and promised land"
"Promised land is the fucking best"
"Promised Land. It’s not even close."
"Promise Land whole chocolate milk is by far my favorite."
#2
Chocomel
4.9
(26)
"Special mention to chocomel or cecemel"
"Chocomel is the best (comes from Netherlands)."
"If you see "Chocomel" somewhere, try that!"
"The best chocolate milk in Germany is called Chocomel."
"Chocomel"
"Chocomel, and it’s not even close."
"While it is technically dutch, chocomel is definitely the best choccy milk I've ever had."
"Try Chocomel. I thinks its from the netherlands but you get it here everywhere and its my favourite."
"Chocomel, dark preferably. Western NRW"
"Chocomel"
#3
Bärenmarke
4.6
(15)
"For myself i like the choclate milk of "Bärenmarke", its a very smooth taste wich lasts a few seconds."
"Bärenmarke 🐻"
"Bärenmarke, without a doubt"
"Bärenmarke"
"Bären Marke ist my Nr. 1."
"Bärenmarke"
"Bärenmarke ist für mich Nummer 1"
"Bärenmarke, Hemme, Landliebe."
"For me? Bärenmarke for sure"
"I think Bärenmarke would be the most similar one"
#4
Fairlife
4.8
(14)
"Fairlife. Hands down."
"Fairlife"
"You should try the Fairlife Chocolate Milk if you are lactose intolerant. It’s how I get my chocolate milk fix!"
"My favorite now is Fairlife."
"Fairlife is the best I've ever had."
"Fairlife is the best I've ever had."
"Fair Life has AMAZING chocolate milk. And it’s lactose free!"
"Widely available: Fairlife chocolate."
"My all time favorite lol 😂"
"Fairlife chocolate milk. It’s lactose free balanced in flavor/taste and I like it."
#5
Braums
4.8
(12)
"Braums chocolate milk. It literally tastes like chocolate ice cream in milk form."
"Braums chocolate milk. It literally tastes like chocolate ice cream in milk form."
"Braums"
"Braums with extra chocolate syrup."
"Braums, I don't even like chocolate milk."
"Braums"
"Braums."
"Braums."
"Hiland is 🔥. Braums is to rich."
#6
Borden
4.7
(10)
"Borden’s when it had Dutch chocolate."
"Borden takes the dub for best chocolate milk overall."
"It's so creamy, tastes like a melted frosty from Wendy's"
"Publix's store brand and Borden."
"Bordens Dutch Cocoa milk.. only."
"Are my favorites."
"Borden, my guy."
"Borden if you can find it"
"I love their chocolate milk"
"Borden dutch chocolate milk. Drank a half gallon in an hour."
#7
Trader Joe's
4.8
(8)
"My wife is a chocolate milk fiend and her go-to is Trader Joe’s"
"Trader Joe’s chocolate milk is divine!!"
"My favorite is Trader Joe's Chocolate Whole Milk made with Fair Trade Cocoa."
"Trader Joe's whole chocolate milk."
"Trader Joe's chocolate whole milk or Promised Land."
"Try the chocolate milk at Trader Joe's."
"My family likes the Trader Joe’s chocolate milk"
"Trader Joe’s chocolate milk is surprisingly good."
#8
Oberweis
4.6
(8)
"Oberweis…. a lil expensive but it has literally the BEST flavor out of all"
"Oberweis Dairy has some phenomenal chocolate milk"
"It's Oberweis Chocolate Milk for me"
"Oberweis. It’s been 2 years since I lived right next to one of their stores."
"Oberweiss has great chocolate milk."
"Oberweis and Prairie Farms if you’re in the Midwest"
"Do you know how it is compared to Strauss or Alexandre Chocolate milk?"
"Oberweis chocolate milk."
#9
Hiland
4.5
(8)
"Hiland is supreme."
"I suggest Hiland Dutch Chocolate milk…. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤"
"Hiland is the best option we have."
"Is my favorite by far."
"Hiland or Braum’s."
"Been my go to lately"
"Their chocolate milk hits the spot for me."
"Plain ol hiland chocolate milk does it for me"
#10
Braum's
4.3
(8)
"Braums. It’s so good. It tastes like melted ice cream"
"Braums for sure."
"Braum's, so good I think they make their hot chocolate with it."
"Braum’s has the good stuff."
"Braum’s"
"Braum’s"
"Braum's chocolate milk is pretty good."
"I tried braums chocolate milk years ago and thought it was so gross and chalky"
#11
Weihenstephan
4.1
(7)
"Weihenstephan, Landliebe and Schwälbchen usually have very good dairy products."
"Best chocolate milk is either from Weihenstephan or Landliebe."
"Weihenstephan is indeed one of the best."
"Weihenstephan is pretty good."
"Weihenstephan is already excellent."
"I think with Weihenstephan you already reached the chocolate milk peak, the only other brand that comes close in my opinion is chocomel from the netherlands."
"Weihenstephan is the one I like the most, too."
#12
Kalona Super Natural
4.7
(6)
"Kalona Super Natural chocolate milk at sprouts (orange label) just trust me 🤤🤤🤤"
"Sprouts has brand called Kalona. It’s the best I’ve ever had."
"The kalona super natural from sprouts grocery store is pretty bomb."
"Supernatural kalona chocolate milk."
"Kalona is going to be hard to top. It beats plenty of regional dairy offerings"
"Kalona and promised land"
#13
Ovaltine
4.3
(6)
"So pick up some regular milk and a can of Ovaltine at the grocery store. Best there is."
"Ovaltine Malted."
"I found Ovaltine in glass jars at the Asian grocery! Idk why, it tastes better from glass than plastic."
"Ovaltine!"
"It **totally** tastes like chocolate milk."
"Ovaltine."
#14
Trader Joe’s
4.8
(5)
"There’s no comparison."
"Also trader joe’s has a good one too"
"Trader Joe’s!!!"
"Hands down Trader Joe’s chocolate milk."
"Trader Joe’s tbh"
#15
Cocio
4.6
(5)
"*cocio. imported brand. masarap & hindi grainy sa bibig*"
"Best taste, and best commercials"
"Cocio, the glass bottle ones. Just incredible."
"Pero Cocio is up there."
"+1 sa cocio minsan hirap hanapin sa mga 711 samin."
#16
Strauss
4.5
(4)
"STRAUSS
STRAUSS
STRAUSS"
"Strauss, hands down"
"Strauss"
"Strauss, and then Rosa."
#17
Memory Lane
4.5
(4)
"Is the best I’ve had!"
"Is the best I've tried."
"Walmart neighborhood market has memory lane chocolate milk. Really good."
"Memory Lane has really good chocolate milk."
#18
Silk
4.5
(4)
"Silk dark chocolate almond milk."
"I like the silk dark chocolate almond milk!"
"We’ve really been into chocolate Silk lately."
"Try silk dark chocolate almond milk. You’ll be pleasantly surprised."
#19
Landliebe
4.3
(4)
"LANDLIEBE <3"
"Landliebe is pretty good, but it's less creamy"
"I always found it good."
"I always found it good"
#20
Schrozberger
5.0
(3)
"Pleased please try Schrozberger ! Its superior."
"They have a chocolate milk from a company called "Schrozberger" in a brown 500ml bottle."
"Schrozberger, imho better than anything posted above."
#21
Milo
5.0
(3)
"Milo is goated
I enjoy it a lot"
"Milo all the way 😋😋"
"Try Milo 😉"
#22
Cocoa Metro
5.0
(3)
"Cocoa Metro has a really good chocolate milk powder, it has a lot of cocoa compared to cheaper things like Nesquick."
"Cocoa metro. They sell their powder online but it’s pricey."
"The best I ever tasted was Cocoa Metro."
#23
koawach
5.0
(3)
"If you prefer some caffeine, try koawach."
"I absolutely adore 'Koawach', which is basically fairtrade-cocoa with guarana."
"Koawach at dm"
#24
Oak
5.0
(3)
"Nothing beats that Oak choc milk they have in 500ml cartons in Oz. That stuff is freakin good."
"The answer is Oak."
"It's Newcastle, the only correct answer is Oak."
#25
Alexandre
4.7
(3)
"Please please try Alexandre chocolate milk at Whole Foods. It’s by far the best I’ve had and I can’t go back."
"The alexandre chocolate is super bomb. Why not that? It's really rich with chocolate, so I mix it 1/4 of the 6%."
"Alexandre chocolate milk is up there"
#26
Dayfresh
4.7
(3)
"Day fresh hands down"
"Day fresh is defo the best milo has more of a nostalgic element tho"
"I personally prefer dayfresh"
#27
TruMoo
4.7
(3)
"Trumoo chocolate milk is my favorite chocolate milk."
"TruMoo!"
"TruMoo is pretty good, it's whole milk."
#28
Pakola
4.0
(3)
"🥈Pakola (feels more refreshing)"
"Doodh pakola 🥲🥲😋😋"
"I like pakola"
#29
Olpers
3.3
(3)
"Olpersssss atw"
"🥉Olpers"
"Olpers"
#30
Colacao
5.0
(2)
"Colacao 100%"
"Colacao hard carries and it's not even close."
#31
Morning Fresh
5.0
(2)
"Morning fresh chocolate milk hands down"
"Morning Fresh Chocolate Milk. I get it at Sprouts."
#32
Alexandre Family Farms
5.0
(2)
"ALEXANDRE FARMS omgggggggg my favorite milk in general."
"Alexandre Family Farms (northern California) chocolate milk."
#33
Luxlait
5.0
(2)
"You have to try Luxlait chocolate milk straight from the fridge."
"Go to Luxembourg, try the Luxlait one."
#34
Cacolac
5.0
(2)
"Cacolac. It's not even close."
"Cacolac is a classic."
#35
Kaufland
5.0
(2)
"Chocolate Oat Milk (Hafermilch) from Kaufland"
"Chocolate Oat Milk (Hafermilch) from Kaufland"
#36
Tuffi
5.0
(2)
"I still recognize their chocolate milk blindfolded today..."
"My favorite is 'Tuffi'."
#37
Schwarzwaldmilch
5.0
(2)
"Schwarzwaldmilch is the best."
"Schwarzwaldmilch"
#38
Kaba
5.0
(2)
"Kaba."
"Kaba"
#39
Horizon
5.0
(2)
"Horizon Organic whole milk rocks and lasts almost a month without expiring compared to 2% water."
"Horizon whole milk. Game changer."
#40
Chuckie
5.0
(2)
"Lunaki ako sa Chuckie so nostalgic ang lasa nya sakin."
"Chuckie"
#41
Cass-Clay
5.0
(2)
"Cass-Clay Swiss Chocolate milk. Best ever."
"Best ever."
#42
Maplehofe Dairy
5.0
(2)
"It's pretty great"
"Delicious chocolate milk"
#43
Darigold
5.0
(2)
"Darigold."
"From what I've had so far, darigold seems to be the best in stores."
#44
KDD
4.5
(2)
"Número dos, KDD chocolate milk from Kuwait"
"My kids like KDD Chocolate Milk from Lulu."
#45
Alpro
4.5
(2)
"Alpro soya chocolate, tastes like 🍧"
"Alpro"
#46
Hemme
4.5
(2)
"Hemme, hands down. Landliebe and Chokomel are pretty good too!"
"Hemme."
#47
KEMPS
4.5
(2)
"Full fat kemps, with ice of course. Mmmmmmm."
#48
Nesquik
4.5
(2)
"Nesquik."
#49
Straus
4.0
(2)
"Straus. Alexandre family farms and Promised Land are also really good"
"Straus."
#50
Prema
4.0
(2)
"🥇Prema chocolate milk"
"Prema"
#51
Umpqua Dairy
3.0
(2)
"Umpqua Dairy Dutch Style is the bomb."
"The fact that UMPQUA Dutch style chocolate milk didn’t make the cut is insane"
#52
Valrhona
5.0
(1)
"Buy Valrhona cocoa powder. Mix it with sugar and milk in a blender."
#53
Hershey's
5.0
(1)
"I love the boxes of hersheys premixed milk. it looks like juiceboxes"
#54
Broguiere’s
5.0
(1)
"Broguiere’s is simply the best"
#55
Whole Foods
5.0
(1)
"Whole Foods sells chocolate milk in a glass jar. It’s so good."
#56
Lochmead
5.0
(1)
"Lochmead 4 life!"
#57
Umpqua
5.0
(1)
"You did not have Umpqua chocolate milk listed? You missed out."
#58
Mormon
5.0
(1)
"Honestly the best chocolate milk I ever had came from the Mormons iykyk"
#59
Gold Dome Coffee Stop
5.0
(1)
"Gold Dome Coffee Stop has great chocolate milk."
#60
Hiland Chocolate Milk
5.0
(1)
"Hiland Chocolate Milk."
#61
Hartzler’s
5.0
(1)
"Hartzler’s in Wooster, Ohio ❗️❗️❗️."
#62
Meiji
5.0
(1)
"Best i ever had is meiji milk chocolate."
#63
Gallikers
5.0
(1)
"Gallikers."
#64
Horizon Organic
5.0
(1)
"Organic Horizon or Fairlife..Tastes the best."
#65
Homestead Creamery
5.0
(1)
"Homestead Creamery."
#66
Yoohoo
4.0
(1)
"I kinda like yoohoo. Found in most King Soopers"
#67
Zeal's
4.0
(1)
"Promised Land or Zeals"
#68
Hartzler's
4.0
(1)
"Hartzlers if you’re from ne Ohio or the surrounding area"
#69
Lindt
4.0
(1)
"I came here to tell you to try Lindt milk chocolate but then I realised you want to drink chocolate milk... oh well."
#70
Sealtest
4.0
(1)
"Sealtest is why i'm here, I thought beatrice but Sealtest is a lot more milky and less noticeably sugary."
#71
Great Value
4.0
(1)
"I like Great Value from Walmart the best by far, but honestly, it's all at worst, just good."
#72
Eberhards
4.0
(1)
"As a chocolate milk fan, I love this! Being in Bend, I resort to Eberhards."
#73
Prairie Farms
4.0
(1)
"Oberweis and Prairie Farms if you’re in the Midwest"
#74
Milkman
4.0
(1)
"Dina farms chocolate is nothing compared to the milkman trust me u have to try first !!!"
#75
See's
4.0
(1)
"See’s chocolate"
#76
Natural Grocers
4.0
(1)
"My brother told me that the chocolate milk at natural grocers is the best!"
#77
Yop
4.0
(1)
"I discovered mixing chocolate-flavoured Yop! with regular (non-UHT) milk, was the best tasting option."
#78
Highland
3.0
(1)
"My husband went to Louisiana and he came home with a chocolate milk and he said I want you to taste this. It’s Highland chocolate milk I said honey I’ve tasted like water."
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