r/Jokes

: "rate my Joke"

: "A Man dies and goes to Heaven. He asks God, "God, who really killed Jeffrey Epstein?""

: "My suicidal Kid tried dying 3 times by jumping in front of a train."

: "One year, for my birthday, my dad took me to one of those Restaurants where kids under 10 eat for free. Right before we walked in, he goes, 'Remember. You're 9 today.' I panicked. Ten seconds later, the hostess asks, 'And how old are you, birthday boy?' I blurted out, 'Twelve!' My dad was so mad."

: "A man is trying to remember the name of a restaurant from his childhood, so he visits his elderly Father."

: "A kid is dancing his butt off at the School dance."

: "The husband leans over and asks his Wife..."

: "After disputing the area of my land my Neighbour stole my posts and knocked down my wall"

: "What's the difference between a Plumber and someone who sleeps with sea animals?"

: "What do a Walrus and Tupperware have in common?"