r/PizzaCrimes is a subreddit with 415k members. The community frequently discusses pizza, crust, toppings, crime, and cheese, and the most common flair used is mistreated, i say wtf, actual crime, other, and forbidden pizza.
For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.
Popular Topics in r/PizzaCrimes
#1
Pizza
359 posts
#2
Crust
48 posts
#3
Toppings
45 posts
#4
Crime
44 posts
#5
Cheese
39 posts
#6
Worst
37 posts
#7
Sauce
35 posts
#8
Hate
33 posts
#9
Pineapple
16 posts
#10
Worst Pizza
15 posts
Flair Used in r/PizzaCrimes
#1
Mistreated
: "My wife stripped our homemade Neapolitan pizza like a stolen car. Left the chassis and is now raiding the fridge because she’s "still hungry." Requesting a lifetime ban from the kitchen."
32 posts
#2
I say wtf
: "Saw this on Messi’s instagram"
31 posts
#3
Actual Crime
: "Hampton Beach “pizza”"
20 posts
#4
Other
: "Is referring to pizza as "Za" and yourself as "Za Daddy" a crime against pizza?"
17 posts
#5
Forbidden Pizza
: "Mellow Mushroom Dairy-Free Cheese Overload"
11 posts
#6
Brazilian
: "Flan pizza, anyone?"
11 posts
#7
Cheeseless
: "Vegetable Pizza I was served in Verona, Italy"
10 posts
#8
Identity theft
: "doughception"
9 posts
#9
Malformed
: "Rat Dissection Pizza"
9 posts
#10
It's fucking raw!
: "Why even assemble it? Just give me the bags of cheese, meat and dough at this point!"
8 posts
Member Growth in r/PizzaCrimes
Yearly
+36k members(9.4%)
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Last updated: June 30, 2026