r/Showerthoughts

: "Dogs are so persistent about barking at people outside because as far as they are concerned they have 100% success at driving people off by barking at them "

: "We prefer kitchen tap Water, even though the rest of the house uses the same plumbing "

: "Weight loss is a trillion dollar industry for something you can do for free "

: "It’s actually amazing how efficient the human body is at converting and storing Food as energy"

: "It’s a shame Sleeping extra doesn’t roll into the next day like staying up late does."

: "In terms of $/hr of entertainment, Video Games are one of the cheapest options."

: "Dying between 90-95 gets the least reaction"

: "Man vs Bear debate shows how bad the average person is at understanding Probability"

: "Tabasco is closer to being fruit juice than SunnyD is"

: "You don’t see people giving bunny ears in Photos anymore"