r/CasualUK

: "The binmen just stole my Food caddy."

: "On a scale of 1 to making Tea in the microwave, how wrong is this?"

: "Just walked passed Wagamamas at the Shopping village, and they’re giving out Gyozas to try. 2 teenagers on the stand “any allergies?” Me “Only cats, LOL” (refering to friends). The lad thinks for a few seconds and looks at me with a straight face and says “Eer, don’t think there’s any cat in it”"

: "Wild fog inside Tesco last night "

: "British Culture at its finest!"

: "Couldn't they just plant a tree?"

: "Love the fact that we’re all shocked at Gary Barlow’s massive son "

: "My MIL has been feeding the squirrels "

: "I have accidentally created a child that bursts into every room saying " No body expects the Spanish inquisition!""

: "Digitizing old family tapes, I found out that I had a Mr Blobby cake for my third birthday."